Christmas Song: “Can You Stop the Carvery?”

Brave Little Turkey Launches Heartfelt Christmas Appeal

Somewhere in Norfolk a brave little turkey managed to smuggle out a recording detailing exactly what she wants for Christmas. We don’t know if this plucky old bird made it out with her tape… but wherever she is, we salute her courage and decided to use it to try and do some good (we also hope she isn’t too offended by the terrible video we made for it).

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Tom Robinson: Racism, Grassroots Music… and Getting Stuck into Twitter

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“Is that Owen Jones?” whispers Tom Robinson with some excitement.

We peek round the corner and can’t quite make up our minds.

“Hang on a sec…” says Robinson and starts speaking a Tweet into his phone…

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“Wilful Murder?” Clive Bloom Explains Thatcher’s Secret War…

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“I wanted to write a political thriller,” to cover the factual story nobody else was covering, Clive Bloom tells Searchlight Magazine Arts over the phone from his home in London. Bloom is Emeritus Professor of English and American Studies at … [Continue reading]

Maggie Sawkins: Diaries, Unsent Letters & an Award Winning Play About Addiction

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“He was sitting there with a big plastic bottle of white cider, with this heroin he was smoking and he had an axe on the floor. He had one eye and one ear, and I looked at him and said: ‘My daughter wants you to go or I’m going to call the … [Continue reading]

Song: You Ain’t No Muslim Bruv

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Stella has just sent us her take on the heckle heard around the world. It made us giggle… and like all of her stuff, we’ll keep putting it online until she gets us sued (at which point we’ll just stand on a street corner with a … [Continue reading]

Morrissey, ‘List of the Lost’: That Joke Isn’t Funny?

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Penguin Books have so much to answer for… We are absolutely horrified by Morrissey’s new novel, ‘List of the Lost’. All the reviews are true – read this excellent rinse by Michael Hann in the Guardian – he is spot on. The book may only be 118 … [Continue reading]

100-Word Fiction: Tiddles the House Cat

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For the fifth time that morning the little cat pushed her head repeatedly against the old man’s hand in a vain attempt at coaxing it into life. For ten years the lazy tuxedo had wanted for nothing. She had been doted upon to the point of … [Continue reading]

100-Word Fiction: Not-So-Original Prankster

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If only he’d stuck to gluing pound coins to the floor. But no, he had to go further, and Manchester Printworks on Sunday morning was perfect for it. Placing a small baggy of washing powder on the ground, he stepped back and waited. “Excuse … [Continue reading]

100-Word Fiction: Drinking with Graham

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“I won’t have a pint,” said Graham moodily at the bar in the pub they always went to. “I’ll have a large water.” This was not what Simon had hoped for, even though drinking beer with Graham could be difficult and this option was cheaper. “I’m … [Continue reading]

100-Word Fiction: Numbers Game

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“I like you. I want you to be my girlfriend.” As the girl on the other end of the phone launched into a response, he stared intently at the mirror opposite his bed. “See, you do remember, yeah. I work with Mark at the Oriental. He gave me your … [Continue reading]