Thursday 19th December
Italian Off the Menu for the Foreseeable Future
Another awful week in the press for poor old Nigella Lawson. We’re not trying to kick her whilst she’s down or anything… we just like writing silly songs.
Ah, look at all the loaded people
Ah, look at all the loaded people
Nigella Lawson picks up spare cash from the kitchen where Saatchi has been
The amount is obscene
Waits at the window, not wearing the face that she keeps for her popular shows
She might spend it on blow…
All the loaded people
Where do they all come from?
All the loaded people
Where do they all belong?
Two foreign sisters working as ‘nannies’ when the kids have fully grown up
Guess that must suck
Look at their earnings, whilst Goddess & Charles leave spare thousands just lying about
Can you blame their blow out?
All the loaded people
We know where they are from
All the loaded people
It all just seems so wrong
Nigella Lawson harmed in the court whilst the press vilified her good name
Food porn’s not to blame
Good old Charles Saachi counting his cash from his vacuous Tory campaigns
Why not, its fair game?
All the loaded people (ah, look at all the loaded people)
No publicity is bad,
All the loaded people (ah, look at all the loaded people)
Wish I had that launch pad
Terrific !
Just listened to this again & enjoyed it!