Archives for April 2013

4×4 Interview: Cave-Aged Blue Gum-Tingler

Olly Bruggles has just swept the board at this year's Grande British Cheese Championships (est. 1871) - Britain's oldest cheese award. His Cave-Aged Blue Gum-Tingler took centre stage at the Leicester-based event  as he romped away with Gold trophies across five categories:  Best Welsh, Best Blue, Best Sheep's Milk Cheese and Cheese of the Year. With all other competitors reeling in his wake, Kathryn & Nick talk to the decidedly happy artisan and try to tease out his secrets. … [Read more...]

4×4 Interview: Love & Guns in Brick Lane

Elliot Cumbersmith's 20-minute film, Windows 2 the Soul: Love & Guns in Brick Lane, was produced for the art-house market and quickly graduated to cult classic. Now, five months on, it's becoming a surprising mainstream hit. Kathryn & Nick talk to the 22-year-old writer and director about his breakthrough success. … [Read more...]

Health & Fitness: Meet Jo-Jo Taylor – Indio Guru

Former ballet dancer Jo-Jo Taylor is dressed in electric blue leggings and matching headband as she glides across the floor to meet us at Indio's flagship franchise in Chiswick, West London. Discretely located above two estate agents on Turnham Green Terrace, we have just emerged from a narrow staircase into a startlingly large, bright studio space that could easily accommodate three full size tennis courts. Open plan, in primary colours, the studio comprises of vast chrome kitchen incorporating an impressive health-drink bar, a central breakout area, and polished workout floor. The east wall, is dominated by floor to ceiling mirrors, whilst motivational poems, posters and imagery decorate the  remaining wall space. The most immediate of these is an alarmingly life sized photo of founder, Angelica Andress, under the familiar tagline “Californian body, Indian soul”. … [Read more...]

Health and Fitness: A Poet Laureate for Business

As told to Kathryn & Nick: Zelda Stewart is Poet Laureate for Indio Fitness, a global fitness and nutrition company based in Anaheim, California. Currently in England promoting a new book, Zelda agreed to tell us more about her work on just one condition, we had to complete an Indio beginners class first. Once the 5' 2", impossibly blonde coiled spring had subjected us to a range of - not totally unpleasant exercises - she finally took us through what we really came for. … [Read more...]

Song: Hips Don’t Work by Stella & the Grandmas

Stella's career may be picking up... but her latest role for a hip replacement campaign isn't exactly what she had in mind. People who are in here tonight No fighting, no fighting We got the joint doctor up in here No fighting, no fighting New hips yea, new hips yea I never really knew that I walk walk like this It makes me feel life's a mouldy swizz, Como un cojo (si), horrible (si), cadiras (si, new hips yea new hips yea), cadiras New hips yea, New hips yea I'm crazy when you walk like that It makes a person go mad So be nice and please do Swap out the hips in my body And I'm cross tonight You know my hips don't work And its starting to irk me now All the shuffling, high tension The time has come for attention … [Read more...]

Song: Healthy Hair’s Just a Memory by Stella & the Dandruff Bunch

Stella has a beautiful singing voice, but the wrong agent. What happens to the good work? All she gets is duff upsells for some terrible products. Dandruff, See my flakes on the pavement, Healthy hair's just a memory, Now it's crusty and damp, Once it sparkled, Now scurf and scalp collect at me feet. In the mirror is a tramp.   … [Read more...]

Song: Turdy Stop by Stella & the Band on the Runs

Stella may have got one of the best voices you'll ever hear... but unfortunately, her latest run of singing jobs have all been questionable adverts for major pharmaceutical … [Read more...]

Advert: Process Your Own Fake Food from Home

Kathryn & Nick get their hands on some of the shortest lived radio adverts ever to hit the airwaves. This one is for a unique way of making your favourite unhealthy food at home... … [Read more...]

Advert: How Would You Like to Start a Massive Family?

Kathryn & Nick get their hands on some of the shortest lived radio adverts ever to hit the airwaves. This one is for a dating site with a difference. … [Read more...]